What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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