A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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minorities

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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So I was walking down the road today

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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