- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Take part of what?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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