Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Jellybeans

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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