What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Your mom

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Do you play piano? No

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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