- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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