Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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this is stupid .... yep

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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roy g biv

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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