"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A women left the kitchen.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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