- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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