- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A car walks into a bar.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Long joke Your such a downey

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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