Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Basically copying you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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