why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I am very humble.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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