A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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