- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock knock Come in

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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