What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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