why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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im saul and i love cock

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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