- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why? Why not?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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