Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's funnier than 24? 25

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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