Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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think twice or at least think

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Your mom.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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