- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands