What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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NASCAR

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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