- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Actually it was me Josh brown

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

my gramma died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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