- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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