- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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