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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe