- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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