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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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