- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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