- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Arrow in the Knee!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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