- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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