Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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