What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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I am very humble.

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Woman's Rights

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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The global news

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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