- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Ain't idn't a word.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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