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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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