- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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