- Anti Joke

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

women's rights

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

the economy.