- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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