- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Asians

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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