Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Asians

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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