- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

what is orange? an orange

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Women's rights.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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