What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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