- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

You're tall.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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