- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??