- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

justin littleton being sucessful

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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