Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Whats white? A fridge

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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