- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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