- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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