- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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