How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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