- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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