- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what is orange? an orange

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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