- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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