Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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My mum is called Steve

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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