I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Black people having a Job.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Obama

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Sex

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Anti Joke

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