- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Church.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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