- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

it's funny because it's funny

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Obamacare

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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