- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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