Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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