A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Thats what she said

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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