- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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