whats black and strange a paki

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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