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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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