What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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