- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Good afternoon.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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