- Anti Joke

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Sex

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math