- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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