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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Good afternoon.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Justin Bieber

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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