Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Santa isn't real

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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