- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Good afternoon.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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