- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You had better thumbs up this post.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

this is not a joke.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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